Callie Bell Performance Horses

Fun Stuff

Texting for Horse People ;-)

OOH - Out Of Hay
LAS - Lost A Shoe
BBM - Bastard just Bit Me
FOMHL - Fell Off My Horse Laughing
FTC - Forgot The Carrots
MIHA - Mare's In Heat, Again
IPTI - I'll Pick up Tennis Instead
LWW - Lesson Went Well
MSMBO - Mud Sucked My Boot Off
HSIH - Horse Snot In Hair
HAO - Hay All Over
HIMB - Hay in My BRA
PIHH - Poop Induced Half Halt
UD - Unplanned Dismount
PTTDG - Prayed To The Dirt God
MMM - Master Manure Mucker
OOM - Out Of Money
MHTS - More Horses Than Sense
BAHHFDP - Bought Another Horse, Husband Filed Divorce Papers
GBBF - Got Board Bill, Fainted
GFBF - Got Farrier Bill, Fainted
HRHCF - Husband Realized Horse Costs, Fainted
SLH - Smell Like Horse
DQFOY - Dressage Queen Fell Off - Yippee
HTNHFH - Hiding The New Horse From Hubby
WWFNS - Will Work For New Saddle
AROGC - Arena Rained Out - Going Crazy
SSB - Saddle Sore Butt
BTLGR - B###Hy Trainer Left - Good Riddance
ALIGAR - At Least I Got A Ribbon
NLT - No Lesson Today
HGR - Have a Great Ride!